14 Women Just Tweeted The Most Brutally Honest Things And I'm Both Laughing And Deeply Wounded

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Welcome back to another roundup of the funniest tweets by women! We've rounded up the best jokes from Bluesky, Threads, and X...noting that we can't endorse the latter, but we are pleased to bring you the comical relief that can still be found on the platform, free of the surrounding chaos. PS: Be sure to give these funny women a follow!

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Tweet by Uncle Female: "mid life crisis? no no, mid DAY crisis. something happens every day."
@unclefemme / x.com

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Tweet by user: "lets skip the talking stage i want to eat pasta out of your bowl."
@yeeeerika / x.com

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Social media post by slynnw.bsky.social: "I read somewhere, if marriage benefited women, it would have been taken away from us by now."

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Tweet humorously contrasts harsh self-criticism with a light-hearted self-correction, highlighting mental health awareness
@megannn_lynne / x.com

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Tweet by Kim Kelly: "things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes."

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Tweet by ashley noelle reads: "I have the right to remain silent but not the ability."
@ash_isawitch/status / x.com

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Tweet by Natalie Would: "I've never heard a meow I disagreed with."
@_NatalieWould / x.com

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Tweet by @sonohoor saying they've had enough this year, wishing everyone a Merry Christmas
@sonohoor / x.com

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Tweet: "I love your eyes." / "ur about to steal the light out of them aren't u"
@jynxbby / x.com

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Tweet by user Leen McBeans: "Of course I am a good aunt to small children. I bartended for years and little kids are basically drunk people. I got this."

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Tweet by Melissa Broder says, "glad i’m a creepy girl and not a creepy dude."
@melissabroder / x.com

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Tweet by @Cornjerker78: "Me to cat; quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient."
@Cornjerker78 / x.com

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A tweet by @debtbarbie: "heard a mom really angrily go 'STOP saying slimed out' to her son and i don’t know the context but i know i’m saying slimed out now."
@debtbarbie / x.com

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Tweet by user saying they're rewatching "The West Wing" to see functional government

Check out our last roundup of women's tweets if you missed it!

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